I am such a major nerd. If you are too we should be friends.

 

This song is for everyone in the club,

someone real’ special just walked in the door,

and he’s ready to party.

Super dog is here to play.

Super dog is here to play.

Super dog is here to play.

Say, “Hail to the chief,

hail to the chief!”

Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.

Super dog’s in the discotheque

And he’s gonna’ take some honeys in here to bed.

He doesn’t roll over, and never begs

If you look real good he’ll hump your leg.

But don’t get mad, girls, don’t get bitter

Some lucky lady’s gonna have his litter

Everybody get on your knees,

and pray like good little super puppies.

Everybody get on your knees,

and pray like good little super puppies.

Oh Super Dog, don’t kill us all

Don’t murder us with your furry paws

We are your subjects, you’re our ruler

Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.

The bark you make is a golden sound

And the spots on your coat so round and brown

The cute little curl that’s in your tail

And nobody wears a cape so well

It’s Super Dog, yes Super Dog

Everybody get a picture with Super Dog

Pet him on the head

Give him a toy

Oh Super Dog is such a good boy

It’s Super Dog, yeah Super Dog

Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog

Please bless our food

And bless our crops

So we pray that the music never ever stops

…Yeah, this is stuck in my head.

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